Letter: Compliance with the Islands Trust

Monday, September 9 2013

To whom it may concern,

In consideration of the threats against myself by the Islands Trust, I have decided that compliance is the best bet and so I am moving out of my house into one of my trailers (which I am allowed to live in for 6 months) and am signing a rental agreement with my two guests to share my house for that period of time.

I am sure that Gisele, Sheila and Peter will be overjoyed to hear of my compliance, as will the sniveling complainer who set this criminal intrusion into motion.

I hope you will have a wonderful time celebrating my stroke of genius for sorting out this complex problem for you.

~ Jason Van Wezel